Even though I have an Economics degree, I don’t particularly care for math most of the time. However, after doing some deep thinking, I have decided my life is pretty well described by a series of equations. Enjoy.
18-20 year old Women = My Kryptonite = A Bad Idea Every Time
Love of Sports + Severe Self-loathing = My Reason for Playing Golf for 10+ years
Alcohol + Questionable Women – Any Sense of Inhibition = Me Wearing the Bad Idea Jeans for the Evening
Streak for the Cash = Bane of My Existence
Ability to Grow Solid Facial Hair + Love of Comedy = Moustache as part of every Halloween Costume
Me Going to Vegas for a Bachelor Party at the End of September = Unbridled Joy
More to come in a future installment…