Monday, August 10, 2009

The Manamid

I daresay this holds up as one of the finest people-stacking feats in the history of mankind.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Equations

Even though I have an Economics degree, I don’t particularly care for math most of the time. However, after doing some deep thinking, I have decided my life is pretty well described by a series of equations. Enjoy.

18-20 year old Women = My Kryptonite = A Bad Idea Every Time

Love of Sports + Severe Self-loathing = My Reason for Playing Golf for 10+ years

Alcohol + Questionable Women – Any Sense of Inhibition = Me Wearing the Bad Idea Jeans for the Evening

Streak for the Cash = Bane of My Existence

Ability to Grow Solid Facial Hair + Love of Comedy = Moustache as part of every Halloween Costume

Me Going to Vegas for a Bachelor Party at the End of September = Unbridled Joy

More to come in a future installment…